Strange search-engine queries (57)

As has become customary on Monday morning, here’s a variety of unusual searches that landed people somewhere within this domain.

photocell use in blister packaging:  I’ve always thought that the person who invented the blister pack was definitely in the dark.

coulter topless:  At least some of blogdom seems to want her beheaded, if that’s close enough.

detect a girl pee in public:  I don’t know about you, but if I detect a girl, I can’t pee at all.

bdsm sites, in oklahoma city, oklahoma:  The State Capitol comes immediately to mind.

gm ford chrysler illuminati:  Um, that’s “gm fnord chrysler illuminati.”

What happens if a cop sees you mooning someone:  You spend a lunar month in the pokey.

what is the torque on a aspirin bottle?  My torque wrench keeps stumbling on those childproof caps.

“dwyane wade” tithe amount:  D-Wade makes $3,841,442 this season. Do the math. (Next year it’s much more.)

is katie heigl naked in ZZYZX ROAD:  How should I know? I’m not one of the six people who saw it.

is that, those, this, these prepositions?  Them aren’t.

does yogurt give you worms:  Not unless it had it to begin with.

how can i resent the OBD codes on a 2004 chrysler sebring:  Pay someone $75 to pull them.

are the characters in mozartballs actual people:  Indeed they are; I’ve met two of them.

sexual turn ons for sagittarius women of:  Of what? Not that I’d know anything that would turn them on, mind you.

wear pantyhose to renaissance festival:  If they’re at least 400 years old.

cast of dukes of hastert:  John Boehner, Jack Abramoff, and a special appearance by Mark Foley.


  1. McGehee »

    5 March 2007 · 9:53 am

    coulter topless

    I’d rather see someone with a figure, myself. I saw her in the opening skit of the first “1/2 Hour News Hour” and thought she needed to eat a cookie, four cheese-lovers pizzas, and half a cow. Just to keep from being blown away by a straw breath.

  2. Dan B »

    5 March 2007 · 5:25 pm

    Coulter topless: Why would I want to see topless someone with smaller tits than me? BTW did you her attempts to revive Jon Edwards’ campaign by calling him a faggot?

  3. CGHill »

    5 March 2007 · 6:59 pm

    I heard. If everyone who professes to despise her lines up to vote for Edwards, he might actually stand a chance.

    Interestingly, there was also a search this week for “coulter breast enhancement,” which I thought about adding to the list, but I figure she’s getting enough publicity.

    And last year, the lovely and irritable Moxie posted a photo of herself and Coulter, taken at some West Coast function, and had there been flatness involved, there was no evidence of it there.

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