As has become customary on Monday morning, here’s a variety of unusual searches that landed people somewhere within this domain.
photocell use in blister packaging: I’ve always thought that the person who invented the blister pack was definitely in the dark.
coulter topless: At least some of blogdom seems to want her beheaded, if that’s close enough.
detect a girl pee in public: I don’t know about you, but if I detect a girl, I can’t pee at all.
bdsm sites, in oklahoma city, oklahoma: The State Capitol comes immediately to mind.
gm ford chrysler illuminati: Um, that’s “gm fnord chrysler illuminati.”
What happens if a cop sees you mooning someone: You spend a lunar month in the pokey.
what is the torque on a aspirin bottle? My torque wrench keeps stumbling on those childproof caps.
“dwyane wade” tithe amount: D-Wade makes $3,841,442 this season. Do the math. (Next year it’s much more.)
is katie heigl naked in ZZYZX ROAD: How should I know? I’m not one of the six people who saw it.
is that, those, this, these prepositions? Them aren’t.
does yogurt give you worms: Not unless it had it to begin with.
how can i resent the OBD codes on a 2004 chrysler sebring: Pay someone $75 to pull them.
are the characters in mozartballs actual people: Indeed they are; I’ve met two of them.
sexual turn ons for sagittarius women of: Of what? Not that I’d know anything that would turn them on, mind you.
wear pantyhose to renaissance festival: If they’re at least 400 years old.
cast of dukes of hastert: John Boehner, Jack Abramoff, and a special appearance by Mark Foley.