Not exactly Summer’s Eve Ensler

Every now and then, someone wants to boldly go where no advertising has gone before. In this case, it’s sixty-second vagina monologues — actually, a handy substitute — to be aired on behalf of a douche manufacturer who, um, manufactures douches.

Once the serious hoo-ha begins, I anticipate some vertical frowns.

(Via the Consumerist.)


  1. fillyjonk »

    22 July 2011 · 8:40 am

    I miss the 1970s, where the only way these things were ever advertised was with a woman running through a field of daisies, and pre-pubescent me could remain blissfully unaware of what the product in question was.

  2. McGehee »

    22 July 2011 · 9:22 am

    Are women going to start naming theirs now?

  3. CGHill »

    22 July 2011 · 9:24 am

    I’m not entirely sure they haven’t been.

  4. Jeffro »

    22 July 2011 · 12:49 pm

    Next up: Bungholes demanding equal time to talk about hemorrhoids.

  5. CGHill »

    22 July 2011 · 1:05 pm

    “Bill O’Reilly for Preparation H.” You know, that would almost fit.

  6. Dan B »

    22 July 2011 · 2:07 pm

    Maybe not, Billo seems to irritate them more than soothe them. Or at least that’s my experience.

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