None more Black

In the regular Rebecca Black slot this Friday, we are pleased, or appalled, to present a new item from ARK Music Factory, featuring someone even younger and even more blatantly Auto-Tuned. Ladies and germs, please welcome Madison Bray, age nine.

This was running about nine dislikes for every like last night on YouTube, so there’s that much in common with “Friday.” Otherwise — well, if I thought it had any merit I’d have embedded it.


  1. GradualDazzle »

    5 August 2011 · 9:18 pm

    Yeesh. It’s awful, of course, but unlike Miss Black’s debut, it isn’t even catchy OR intelligible.

    Auto-Tune needs to DIAF. I am sick to death of it.

  2. Charles Pergiel »

    6 August 2011 · 12:43 pm

    The “Thomas the Tank Engine” TV show had a children’s chorus singing the theme song. It was very clear and pleasant. But the singers were not identified, they were children. I’m not sure whether this was so the adults could claim all the credit and the associated cash, or whether all children’s voices have the same quality and so there is no point.

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