Strange search-engine queries (295)

The results of the straw poll were predictable: 34 percent preferred straw, with sticks and bricks tied for second. Also predictable: the Monday-morning arrival of another batch of weird search strings from the logs of this very site.

gwyneth paltrow on not shaving her legs:  It was my understanding that she just slathered on some GOOP.

what does a slipping transmission act like:  You know how you can’t get anywhere when you’re stuck in the snow? It’s exactly like that, except there’s no snow.

Fayetteville arkansas snitches:  They got nothing on Springdale or Bentonville.

girl band you broke my heart:  So maybe you shouldn’t try to date the whole band at one time.

being a hick:  Don’t know nothin’ ’bout that, buddy.

ac-decent:  On a Highway to Shucks.

dill we meet again: Our previous meeting was only parsley completed.

fried stealing copper wiring:  From somewhere in the shadows, Charles Darwin smiles.

the opposite of joyride:  Almost anywhere on I-95 should do it.

I won’t change my atf fluid jatco:  Fine with me, pal. I’m not writing the check for a rebuild.

1 comment

  1. McGehee »

    26 September 2011 · 8:21 am

    The snitches in Bentonville used to be of the star-bellied variety, but now it appears that a bubble has popped.

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