The results of the straw poll were predictable: 34 percent preferred straw, with sticks and bricks tied for second. Also predictable: the Monday-morning arrival of another batch of weird search strings from the logs of this very site.
what does a slipping transmission act like: You know how you can’t get anywhere when you’re stuck in the snow? It’s exactly like that, except there’s no snow.
Fayetteville arkansas snitches: They got nothing on Springdale or Bentonville.
girl band you broke my heart: So maybe you shouldn’t try to date the whole band at one time.
being a hick: Don’t know nothin’ ’bout that, buddy.
ac-decent: On a Highway to Shucks.
dill we meet again: Our previous meeting was only parsley completed.
fried stealing copper wiring: From somewhere in the shadows, Charles Darwin smiles.
the opposite of joyride: Almost anywhere on I-95 should do it.
I won’t change my atf fluid jatco: Fine with me, pal. I’m not writing the check for a rebuild.