What do we want? This!

News Item: Occupy Wall Street movement issues proposed list of demands.

Next Top Ten Demands of Occupy Wall Street movement:

  1. Unemployment benefits extended to 99 years
  2. New logo for Bank of AmeriKKKa
  3. Tim Tebow off television forever
  4. Selective Service reactivated to select dates for Janeane Garofalo
  5. Government to ration meat, Michael Moore to receive first batch of ration coupons
  6. Investment bank to be renamed “Goldman Sucks”
  7. Jersey Shore recast with progressives, plus Snooki
  8. Global Temperature Saving enacted, thermometers to be set back 5 degrees in March, forward again in November
  9. Double Rainbow Guy to be named Secretary of something
  10. More cowbell!

The movement reserves the right to change its mind without notice.


  1. Rita »

    3 October 2011 · 5:29 pm

    And they wonder why no one is taking these clueless idiots seriously.

  2. McGehee »

    3 October 2011 · 6:06 pm


  3. Jeffro »

    3 October 2011 · 9:28 pm

    Somewhere, Al Gore is wondering why he didn’t think of number three.

  4. Steve Lackmeyer »

    3 October 2011 · 10:56 pm

    More cowbell? Where do I sign up for the OKC protest?

  5. Charles Pergiel »

    3 October 2011 · 11:51 pm

    Wow! Two great lists! There are both so special I don’t know which one to choose. I am partial to #1 on your list though.

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