Advice from a spammer

Dropped into the Akismet queue yesterday:

You must master the artwork and technology of traffic for your website. Is the web site without site visitors is like having an ice cream store within the desert, located one hundred km from the nearest highway. It has the most efficient ice cream on this planet, but when anyone enters your retailer, you are going to be defeated.

About three hours later, from the same IP:

Personally, I will positioned the squeeze on my web site and use it to get an inventory that I will marketplace many times.

I hate it when my squeeze is unpositioned.


  1. Dan B »

    7 October 2011 · 4:51 pm

    The last time my squeeze was unpositioned, I met my future wife a week later.

  2. McGehee »

    7 October 2011 · 5:13 pm

    If there’s anything I can’t stand, it’s being defeated in spite of having the most efficient ice cream. As for entering my retailer, well, that’s none of my business.

  3. Charles Pergiel »

    8 October 2011 · 2:26 am

    Don’t underestimate the value of increased snark! (Stolen from G.E.)

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