File under “if only”

Because you know this might actually work:

Outkube boasts thousands of articles and forums carefully crafted to draw in dim-witted web users and effectively quarantine obtuse, uninformed comments on topics such as gay rights, Ryan Gosling, the threat of Sharia law in the U.S., health care reform, whether Kobe is better than LeBron, Jewish control of the government and media, the New York Jets, the Second Amendment, and professional wrestler John Cena.

Most stories on the site are reportedly preloaded with several witless and profanity-laden comments specially designed to incite retaliatory remarks.

Alas, this hasn’t actually happened, much to my dismay — and possibly to Andrea Harris’ dismay as well.

Fark linked this under “RIP Fark Politics Tab 2006-2011”; the resulting thread suggests that fake trolls are simply not as inventive as the real ones.

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