There’s a fine line, they say, between Honored Tradition and mere habit, and on Monday mornings we straddle that line and hope for the best.
buy “evisceration fork”: It’s normally supplied as a matched set with the knife. (There is no spoon.)
blue drive not green: Neither is it yellow, nor red.
bottom of automotive food chain: Um, a Yugo with a salvage title?
douchebags with nice cars: Amazingly, they’re not any less douchey as a result.
e k gaylord saw a russian submarine in lake hefner: Which probably turned out to be a car driven off the boat dock by some douchebag.
kc and the sunshine band soy tu hombre boogie: That’s “I’m Your Boogie Man,” if you happen to be getting down to Chile tonight.
hype is the death of all sub-culture: Well, it’s certainly taking its sweet time.
Dress code for national christmas tree lighting: In general, don’t wear anything that’s flashier than the tree itself.
pursuit of awfulness: Claimed in the Declaration of Dependence, endorsed by roughly half the population of late.
love can make you happy on you tube: I’d settle for links that work most of the time.
are people from iowa stubborn: Didn’t you just pump a couple of gallons of ethanol into your tank?
no wonder im broke.com: Reserve this domain now for only $15,500.
are there alligators wandering around the neighborhood of 33455: Southeast Florida? Probably not. They’d get mugged.
now i need a verse recalling pi: Should I have saved this until installment #314, maybe?