Never say “Bite me” to Santa

Payback will be swift and merciless:

Elf Cutlets in Wine

(Via Criggo, which finds far more of these items than you’d think possible.)

2 comments

  1. Roger Green »

    29 December 2011 · 10:20 am

    That’s disgusting. I never have my elf cutlets in wine, but rather in a fine liqueur.

  2. McGehee »

    29 December 2011 · 3:59 pm

    Wine makes it hard for the breading to stay on in the deep fryer.

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