Another year, which means another bunch of Mondays, which means this series goes on and on. And on.
“amc” “pacer” “clock radio”: Nice to see that one of these ancient goldfish bowls is finding a new life on a night stand.
car has transmission problem. can i drivr on freeway: For about ten, maybe fifteen feet. Suggestion: sell it and buy an AMC Pacer.
deadpool filthy rotted “schroeder” mike seth: I don’t know about the rest of you, but I figure that if he’s already filthy and rotted, I’m thinking that he’s ineligible for the current dead pool.
i feel like im losing my social skills: Is this the same guy who’s asked this three times before? In that case, the answer is Yes.
people keep stealing my pens: You wouldn’t have this problem if you had some social skills.
“second life” “meghan’s” shemales: So that’s where all your Linden dollars are going.
grease pick up blogs: Conversely, blogs can and do pick up grease.
HAS BEANS: And, if he has a blog, grease to fry them in.
girl in bra in jail: The fetishists are getting ever more specific.
zooey deschanel bun in the oven: For now, she remains bunless, so to speak.
what is lesley gore’s bra size: It’s her undies, and she’ll talk if she wants to.
michele bachmann legs: By now you should have already seen this picture:
(Via The Bachmann Cometh.)
a visual i didn’t need: Geez, you should have told me that before I posted the picture.