I hope there’s no matching hat

Weird boots by PradaI’m the first to admit that I don’t look all that carefully at all the new collections: the sheer volume makes my eyes glaze over. So I paid no attention to this limited-edition Mary Jane from Prada last summer: the color is nice, and I liked the oversized button, but no big deal, and models tend to have slightly weird-looking legs anyway. What’s more, the $1500 price tag seemed more extortionate than usual.

So it was Kim Priestap, not I, who noticed that there was in fact no model in this picture at all: that’s a boot terminating in a Mary Jane, and from a distance (or if you’re in a hurry) it looks for all the world like a prosthetic leg. “Can you get any creepier?” she asks. Trust me: couture houses know creepy like Ettore Boiardi knows canned spaghetti.

1 comment

  1. fillyjonk »

    27 January 2012 · 9:02 am

    There’s the added issue that the “skin tone” of that boot will probably match 0.05% of the population. (If that). Though I’m guessing they’re not boots designed to be worn like I wear boots (that is, in extremely wet, muddy, or snowy weather), so the trompe-l’oeil coolness would be considerably diluted. (“I’m so hardcore I do fieldwork in high-heeled Mary Janes”)

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