A 28-year-old Winder [GA] man called 911 on Feb. 17 and said he was invisible.
Which wasn’t the problem, exactly:
[W]hen the deputy arrived at the location he was advised by first responders that the caller did not need medical assistance and this was the fourth or fifth time paramedics had been to the residence in the past couple weeks.
The deputy was told the caller wanted a ride to the hospital “so he could get more medications” because he had taken all the medication he had received the night before.
But that’s not the punchline. This is:
According to Barrow County Detention Center records, the caller has prior arrests for criminal trespass and failure to appear.
“Failure to appear”? Ya think?
(Via Fark, which enjoyed this greatly.)