Conducting a civil campaign

And that matters to some of us on this ostensibly Super Tuesday:

Fluttershy for President

Besides, it’s not like Princess Celestia is about to abdicate or anything like that. Oh, and The Great And Powerful Trixie was not available for comment.

(Pix for the Mane Six at Equestria Daily.)


  1. McGehee »

    6 March 2012 · 9:52 pm

    You just know somebody’ll compare her eyes to Michelle Bachmann’s.

  2. fillyjonk »

    7 March 2012 · 6:02 am

    As much as I love Fluttershy, I think she’d actually make the worst President of the Mane Six. (Yes, even behind Pinkie Pie….there’s enough latent crazy in Pinkie Pie to make would-be enemy leaders go, “wait…she might depose me and replace me with a bucket of turnips”). Yeah, Fluttershy’s got The Stare, but I don’t see that working on Achmedinijad.

    Derpy, now…maybe not President but she could be Sec. of State. “I just don’t know what went wrong” would cover many diplomatic blunders…

  3. CGHill »

    7 March 2012 · 8:28 am

    One way or another, Twilight Sparkle and Applejack should probably occupy the top two slots. (Rarity has the smarts, but I’m afraid we couldn’t afford her, even if she does make her own clothes.)

  4. fillyjonk »

    7 March 2012 · 10:14 am

    Hm. Now this makes me think. (I totally agree with Twilight and Applejack).

    Twilight Sparkle: president
    Applejack: vice president
    Rarity: Secretary of State (Sorry, Derpy…but Rarity’s got class and finesse)
    Fluttershy: Secretary of the Interior
    Pinkie Pie: Health and Human Services. (Because laughter is good for you, and we wouldn’t be seeing too many anti-cake PSAs then)
    Rainbow Dash: either Secretary of Defense or head of NOAA
    Cheerliee: Head of the Department of Education

    And I’m sure there are other cabinet-level posts I’m forgetting. I suppose Derpy could be Secretary of Who We Blame When Stuff Goes Wrong.

  5. McGehee »

    7 March 2012 · 3:35 pm

    I suppose Derpy could be Secretary of Who We Blame When Stuff Goes Wrong.

    That would require that she be the former president.

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