The gold standard for incompetent robbery is the guy who wrote his holdup note on one of his personalized deposit slips. It would be hard to match that online, but this, received Saturday morning in my email, comes close:
Dear Chase OnlineSM Customer,
We noticed invalid login attempts into you account online from an unknown IP address .
Due to this, we have temporarily suspended your account.
We need you to update your account information for your online banking to be re-activated
please update your billing information today by clicking
Just verify the information you entered is correct.
P.S. The link in this message will be expire within 24 Hours . You have to update your payment information
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Atlas Cycles (Haryana) Ltd, Sahibabad, India
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Message header does in fact say from atlascycles.co.in.