“This is not a joke,” says Jennifer, though I’m having trouble imagining Henny Youngman coming up with one better:
Former priest Thomas Harkins molested so many children, even the Catholic Church was no longer willing to tolerate it. So he was defrocked, and is now happily employed as a TSA supervisor in Philadelphia. (Not even a run-of-the-mill agent, mind you, but a supervisor.)
And they say job skills aren’t transferable anymore.