Monday morning, we drop what we’re doing which, if we’re fortunate, is not a whole hell of a lot and we plunge into a week’s worth of logs to see if there’s anything worth mocking therein. Fortunately, there always is.
a man’s reach must exceed his grass: Yeah, they expect you to edge around here too.
“Eighteen hour girdle”: You’re telling me that you’re going to strap into this thing at 7 am and still have it on at one in the morning? That’s scary.
chez chaz ploor plan: I must here admit that I’ve never once planned for ploor.
population of oklahoma city yep: About 600,000, uh-huh.
Femme she’s got images: None of which match the one in your fantasies, so get over it already.
bare butts archive: Sort of an educational asset?
japan farewell pussy: Hello Kitty’s evil twin, I presume.
Tomorrow is June is trending because Twitter is filled with a bunch of Rebecca Blacks, apparently: Just wait until the 21st, when it’s her birthday.
bill whittle brony: Um, no. Bill Whittle is not a brony. He wouldn’t know a unicorn from a unibrow.
breaking benjamin blow me away annoying girl singing: That would be Valora. I think Bill Whittle would have sounded better.
does a mazda 1992 626 sport hatch have 3 gears in auto transmission: Well, yeah, if it’s broken. Usually it has four.
mazda transmission pringle switch: Yep, it’s broken. Dropping potato chips down the linkage is never a good idea.
meaning of prettier than a red wagon going up a steep hill: If it’s going down a steep hill, “pretty” is overridden by “panicky.”
incredible hulk drinks: You’d drink too, if you had that wussy Banner guy breathing down your neck 24/7.