Shard done, eh?

The first thing any business owner must do is reach his customers. Hence:

Cops say the bust started with a flier they found in Seattle.

“CALL IF YOU NEED METH!” It also listed a phone number and the alleged dealer’s name.

So the cops called.

They had tracked the phone number and learned it belonged to a 20-year-old man who they say has a history of drug and fraud offenses. He also had two warrants — one for domestic violence, another for DUI.

And apparently he’d earned enough in his various endeavors to be able to afford a ’97 Chevy Cavalier.

(Via Fark.)


  1. McGehee »

    3 August 2012 · 9:46 am

    That was actually a brand-new car. Its meth habit just made it look like a ’97.

  2. Tatyana »

    4 August 2012 · 5:43 am

    Two things somehow conflated: 1 – a quote on your margin about “ingenuity of fools” and 2 – a mental image of a glass drug-smoking pipe shaped like a gun…

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