I really should put this up as a Lesson From Life: “No matter what you do, there’s someone else who’s done more of it.”
Several summers ago, I mentioned that after a charity donation, I’d pared my shoe collection down to a mere eight pairs; it’s now further shrunk, to seven.
Did I find someone with six pairs? Five, even? Would you believe two?
(And you know, if you own only two pairs of shoes, at least one of them really ought to be Docs.)