I’m guessing that this guy’s Safe Word was MOAR:
BERLIN (Reuters) A German court has ordered a dominatrix to pay 200 euros ($260) to a local charity as a penance after a client accused her of hurting and robbing him.
Cologne district court spokesman Dirk Esser said the plaintiff had accused the woman he hired for sex last month of holding a kitchen knife to his throat before demanding his debit card and PIN number.
The plaintiff, a 49-year-old undertaker, also said the woman had detained him against his will for five hours.
What the hell kind of dominatrix lets you come and go as you please?
Oh, and their failure to convict her of anything didn’t mean they weren’t going to punish her:
The court decided that it was impossible to know for sure what really happened because both parties had consumed too much cocaine during their encounter. It dropped the charges but ordered the prostitute to pay the “penance money” to a charity that supports crime victims.
Ah, cocaine. She don’t lie. But she BSes with the best of them.