A third-rate burglary

So I got to the office at six-thirty or so yesterday, and I couldn’t open my door. And then I looked down and saw this:

Evidence of burglary

He did not gain entrance, but he chewed up a lot of door trim. Some other offices in the building were not quite so resistant to forcible entry.

At least a few moments that morning were spent in contemplation of how much the cleanup bill would have been had I been there to perforate the miserable sumbitch.


  1. McGehee »

    20 November 2012 · 7:50 am

    There would also be the question of replacing the spent rounds, so some degree of frugality might have been called for.

  2. Roger Green »

    20 November 2012 · 8:23 am

    Always look on the bright side…

  3. Tatyana »

    20 November 2012 · 9:12 am

    Chinese-made tools. I hope he learned the lesson.
    Buy American!

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