Strange search-engine queries (362)

What, did you think we were going to give this up just because another year has clicked by on the Great Odometer of Life? I think not. (Or, to be charitable, I think little.)

a hard hobbit to break:  I suspect Bullroarer Took was quite the badass in his day.

mazda tribute problems no gears:  Yeah, that’s a problem, all right.

will melodee hanes put her hat in the ring:  It’s her hat, she can do what she wants with it.

groggy meaning:  I don’t know about you, but I just don’t feel up to answering questions until I’ve had my morning grog.

gradualating:  For instance, George W. Bush was gradualating from Yale in the summer of ’68.

amish anvil:  You’ll recognize it instantly. It’s the one without an electrical cord.

sayings that contain neon:  “She put her neon his crotch, and he recoiled in horror.”

what women think of empty scrotums:  Oh, they knew you had no balls before they even gave you the knee test.

was Christine Baranski ever in oklahoma:  Perhaps, while on the way to somewhere else.

hagamites:  They wandered in the desert for decades, searching for Christine Baranski.

1 comment

  1. McGehee »

    7 January 2013 · 8:38 am

    I asked Christine Baranski if she speaks my language. She just smiled and gave me a hagamite sandwich.

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