Monday morning means traipsing through the logs, desperately searching for something anything that might possibly have punchline potential. This is by definition a non-essential function, so it is not affected by the current Federal sequestration.
trashman you so dumb you tried to play quaters with two dimes and a nickel: Go home, Mac, you’re drunk.
sparkle dammit ascap patrick abbey: Go home, Celestia, you’re drunk.
james carlos fanfiction lapdance strip pinch butt: Go home, Jimmy oh, hell, why bother?
school girl wearing bra: Whether she needs it or not.
guy drops a fork so he can look up milfs skirt: In his spare time, he goes searching the Web for “school girl wearing bra.”
infiniti lost its way glorified nissans: In other words, about where Acura is now.
what an international student can do if he have not finich your study in usa and your visa is expire: Offer to teach ESL to immigrant students. Nobody will ever notice.
herpes marxism: Very much alike. Once you’ve had that brief pleasure, you’ll never get rid of the side effects.
penthouse letter i was studying late one night at a small midwestern liberal arts college: And after contracting herpes, he became a Marxist.