Standing on the verge of not getting it on

There are dozens, hundreds, thousands of songs about winding up in the sack together. Are there any songs about not winding up in the sack together?

Well, there’s at least one:


  1. Malnurtured Snay »

    2 May 2007 · 8:49 am

    I clicked on that video thinking “How great could this be?” and then laughed my way all through it. “Abstaiiiiiin with meeeee…” or, y’know, not. :)

  2. wheels »

    7 May 2007 · 9:24 pm

    I’m quite fond of his “Song of Many Deaths,” myself.

  3. david »

    15 May 2007 · 7:09 am

    “We Don’t Have To Take Our Clothes Off” by Jermaine Stewart. BONUS: it had a great beat and was easy to dance to!

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