Monday morning means more of these slightly dubious search strings, as received at this domain during the past seven days, and brought to you at this time in lieu of Useful Content.
thrashing a puppy: A form of cruel and unusual punishment, especially since the poor little critter won’t have the slightest idea why you’re doing this to him.
cloramine effects rubber washers: In general, the life of a washer is inversely proportional to the difficulty of replacing it.
plastic glaft: Should that be, maybe, “prastic glaft”?
wii weeds grow through artificial tur: This is the inevitable result of a prastic glaft.
jayne mansfield’s rack: Beyond your wildest dreams.
is there dairy in the shelton’s turkey meatballs: If you’re really lucky, there’s turkey in them.
pentacle for success: Now you know how they got to be a five-star hotel.
is 2.2liters turbo engine a 5 cylinder car? Look for the pentacle on the valve cover.
cd4e locks up in reverse: Your car is cursed. You need a pentacle.
22 kildare avenue dustbury: Must be on the very edge of town.