Neither rain nor snow nor dark of night can forestall this Monday-morning feature, in which the weirdest search strings that landed at this site are detected, inspected, neglected, and eventually selected. (EF3 tornado? Maybe.)
“craft blogs” written “by men”: Does that include craft beer?
transmission only works on hold: Think of all the poor people whose transmissions don’t work at all. (And if they’re not poor yet, they’re about to be.)
Mazda Protege 5 transmission freezing between neutral and drive: The Lord must love poor people; He makes so many of them.
dodge stratus sxt wont go faster than 20 mph why: You can’t fix this on your own. Drive to a mechanic slowly.
World penis lenth oil or creem by in pakistan with home delivery: Because you wouldn’t want to be seen buying this in the public marketplace, would you?
large lint baskets: Even small lint is discouraging, really.
how do you get the spark plugs out of a 2006 grand marques with 105,000 miles: Very carefully. And next time don’t wait so long.
galactic graft: What, has Zaphod Beeblebrox been hiring staffers from Chicago?
very very sexcy smooching lips ass video: I can’t vouch for the sexiness, but every Sunday morning you can see politicians on TV planting a big wet one on the President’s hiney.
Your reputation for being a wound-tighter-than-a-chronometer neat freak utterly undersells your obsession: Could you repeat that? I was in the middle of cleaning house.
rap song about welding: Rollin down the street, smokin tailpipe, needin a brand new muff, weld in (my mind on my Caddy and my Caddy on my mind).