The wide, wide whirled

The National Weather Service ruled yesterday that the El Reno tornado on the last day of May, the one that briefly was headed toward me before turning away and then fizzling out, qualified for EF5 status with winds briefly clocked by mobile radar at 296 mph. Or more.

Further, the width of the thing maxed out at 2.6 miles, which is considered the national record for such things, although mobile radar (again!) suggested the width of the storm that took out half of Mulhall on 3 May 1999 (there’s that date again) might have been as much as 4.3 miles. At this point, can you even call it a funnel?

As for the controversy over whether it was appropriate for a local TV Weather God to suggest trying to flee the storm, I’m going with “In times of dire emergency, lots of things are said, some of them stupid.” I may say some of them myself. But I’m not about to go outside in that stuff. Mere hail — which did a mere ten grand worth of damage to my roof three years ago — will bring traffic to its knees as people look for something they can hide under. And this was several thousand times OMGWTFBBQ worse than mere hail. I knew traffic wasn’t going anywhere, and neither was I. Your mileage may vary.


  1. McGehee »

    5 June 2013 · 9:22 am

    At 4.3 miles, I think what you say is that the whole damn storm is on the ground.

  2. david »

    5 June 2013 · 2:02 pm

    Most folks think I’m crazy when I say that the thing that I miss the most about living in Oklahoma is witnessing storms like this (from a safe distance).

  3. Roger Green »

    6 June 2013 · 2:18 am

    I didn’t realize how extremely fortunate you were!

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