It’s all happening at the zoo parking lot

I do believe it, I do believe it’s true:

My car makes a sound like a pig copulating with a grizzly bear at startup? And, it sometimes sounds like somebody is torturing a parakeet when it's idle?

This is about as close as it gets to Sam Smith’s immortal description of the last-generation Bentley Mulsanne: “all the dynamic stability of a giraffe on mescaline.”


  1. Roger Green »

    24 June 2013 · 7:56 pm

    And the zookeeper is VERY fond of rum…

  2. CGHill »

    25 June 2013 · 9:37 am

    I suspect he had good reason to drink.

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