Right to non-life

Another aggrieved minority group demands to be heard:

We are denied voting rights in most states. Movies demonizing us not only get made, but are wildly popular and earn their hatemongering producers millions of dollars. And where are the media during all this? The whole shameful matter gets buried.

That’s why I have formed the National Association for the Advancement of Undead Persons. It’s time those of us labeled “zombies,” “vampires,” and “monsters” — the reconstructed and reanimated — received the same legal protections afforded illegal aliens and high-ranking Administration officials.

One area of progress: so far as I know, the undead are not currently subject to the Obamacare penalties tax.


  1. fillyjonk »

    1 November 2013 · 1:03 pm

    Hey, they can vote in Chicago. Have for years.

  2. McGehee »

    1 November 2013 · 4:35 pm

    That’s why he said “…in most states.”

  3. McGehee »

    1 November 2013 · 4:36 pm

    …and I need to figure out how to make pingbacks display in my virtually self-created theme. It’s been so long since I allowed them I don’t remember what I used to do.

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