Check out the boobs on that goose

It’s apparently something you see only in St. Louis County:

The Chesterfield [Missouri] City Council on Nov. 4 amended a city ordinance that outlaws feeding certain types of wild animals within city limits.

Under the amended ordinance, it is now illegal to feed all wild mammals, including pigeons and Canada Geese.

Brian J. asks: “Does the writer need remedial science courses or simply remedial writing courses?” Yes. Next question, please.


  1. SnoopyTheGoon »

    17 November 2013 · 9:27 am

    As one who spent a few years in that same place, I would vote for a ordinance that allows shooting people that feed pigeons and Canada Geese. That, and one that encourages shooting these darn geese.

    As for “mammals” – oh well, I was so wound up by the mere mention of these two blasted species of flying rats…

  2. fillyjonk »

    18 November 2013 · 7:18 am

    And to think I used to get upset over the ads for kids’ tv that used to talk about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as being “amphibians.”

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