The unflirty dozen

A title I could not resist: “12 Fashion Trends MeredithAncret Hates (But Apparently Some Idiot Put On A Runway Anyway.” I looked at all twelve, and maybe one might have been marginally defensible. Maybe.

One thing she cannot stand is the over-the-thigh boot:

Are you a pirate, a dominatrix, or an extra in The Matrix?

Otherwise, please no.

Does this mean that a woman becomes undatable for owning — or worse, wearing — stuff like this? Well, no, but:

I’m allowed preferences in my own clothing and I’m definitely allowed to have preferences in what I like to see on a woman. So what? Do I expect random women on the street to strip off the offending item right there because I think it looks stupid?


And I bet most men don’t expect that either.

I don’t expect that even in the unlikely event that I’ve lured them away from the street.

1 comment

  1. McGehee »

    23 January 2014 · 8:39 am

    No high-heeled sneakers? What will the girls kick off when it’s party time?

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