And even more cosmetic crap:
While millions of women are snapping up age-defying skin creams, the latest miracle cure for a sagging face has just arrived nightingale poo.
The bird droppings, applied in a 90-minute facial, are packed with an enzyme called guanine an amino acid which heals the skin, experts claim.
The treatment has already been used by Japanese geishas to remove make-up and leave the skin silky smooth, while monks polish their shaved heads with the droppings.
Do me a favor: just don’t call it a “fecial.”
(Via Scribal Terror.)