You put the cam on the coconut

From the Advice Wanted files:

Yahoo Answers screenshot: What is a good car to buy if I'm going to race?  I'm looking for a good car I can built and race. Don't say a Nilsson civic cuz I hate those.

“Nilsson civic”?

“Everybody’s gawking at me
Can’t hear a word they’re saying
Over my fart-can exhaust.”

(With apologies to Fred Neil.)

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