An overnight suspicion

When all else fails, spammers fall back on the tried and true. I caught this suite of spam early this morning, and it would be easily dismissable were it not for its, um, quirky phraseology. For instance:

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The secret has absolutely been revealed. Yes VigRx Bonus drive change you in to a coitus god. Thicker, Longer and Harder.

If erotic deportment is a apply to of yours to the limitation that you are perturbed there losing your partner, it may be time to respect something different. There are a two remedies on the trade in that are specifically geared to helping men, but unless you can see sure results, you should close wasting your money. You should also cogitate on the likelihood of side effects, apt to conflicts with other medications.

Deadly serious, yet giggle-inducing. More yet:

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Wait a minute. Is it a lubricant or is it a fuel? Or do you end up burning oil and needing a ring job?

Still, nothing compares to this:

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Semenax has become an overnight suspicion as a dietary and sexual enhancement supplement. Created by means of a league of pharmaceutical professionals, it is the world’s most crap semen enhancement output available.

Before inspirational the man’s testes, it promises to deliver larger loads of semen ergo creating higher sperm chamber counts, increased fertility and fervent orgasms instead of both partners. The success rate has been stupefying, working in compensation men of all ages, childlike and old.

Why, yes, this was an effort to Googlebomb “crap semen enhancement.” Why do you ask?

And “instead of both partners”? Awfully shortsighted, doncha think?

Even more products were offered, but there’s a practical limit to how much of this I’m willing to read.


  1. backwoods conservative »

    7 April 2014 · 9:06 pm

    I think something was lost in transmishion.

  2. McGehee »

    7 April 2014 · 9:07 pm

    VigRx is a lubricant, a fuel, a dessert topping, AND a floor wax!

  3. backwoods conservative »

    7 April 2014 · 9:13 pm

    It passed all testes!

  4. Dick Stanley »

    8 April 2014 · 4:01 am

    I enjoyed the Chinese-character spam for a while. I draw the line at the ones pretending to be from the IRS and the FBI.

  5. Roger Green »

    8 April 2014 · 4:13 am

    What McGehee said. (Boy, is that an enduring bit, or what?)

  6. fillyjonk »

    8 April 2014 · 7:56 am

    Some days, if it weren’t for spam, I would have no one trying to interact with me at all.

  7. McGehee »

    8 April 2014 · 9:22 am

    Roger, I never even saw the bit — I only know about it because it went viral online. If that doesn’t prove its endurance, nothing could.

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