This is second mostly because I typed the other one in first. Here’s Blythe:
Everyone worth dating is already dating someone and has since at least 2005, maybe even 2004. I don’t say this to be mean, it’s just fact (hey, I’m in this group too). Back in 2005, I had a boyfriend and didn’t know I needed to be looking for a new one. Also, marriage is the new black. I thought the idea was to wait till you’ve found yourself and shit. How come everyone’s scrambling to tie the knot now? Medicine keeps getting better and better. We’re going to live for a long time.
Now she tells me.