On a Monday, anyway, the best part of waking up is burying your nose in a spreadsheet full of search strings, amirite?
scotapp system initilization: Otherwise known as “Blue Screen of Produce.”
Chinese magical potion for invisibility: Seriously, do you want to subject your body to the sort of stress caused by assembly-line apothecaries making $2.85 an hour?
how to fix Mazda tribute drive light: The general procedure is this: (1) remove bad light; (2) install new one.
mazda 1983 truck cant find reverse: Did you look in the back? Or was the light bad?
fetish having sex in the backseat of an acura mdx: Now that’s so, so suburban. Next time, imagine you’re in an ’83 Mazda truck with no reverse gear.
did motown record in mono: They acquired multitrack recording capabilities early on, but those capabilities were devoted to the best possible sound on a 45, which back then was in mono.
free pak ps2 pogrom: If it’s actually free, it’s probably so old it runs on an IBM PS/2.
is there a fuse for the tranny on a 86 mercury mystique: Considering there were no Mercury Mystiques until model year 1995, I think it’s safe to say that there isn’t.
fax say: The ones I get say things like “You can get $500,000 term insurance NOW!”
automobile magazine jamie kitman fired: Actually, given all those ancient British contraptions in his yard, “backfired” is probably closer to the mark.
busty jailbait: Remember: fifteen can get you twenty.
“oh yeah” in a sentence: Nice to hear from you again, Duff Man.