Negatory on that Pontiactivity

This seems straightforward enough:

Yahoo Answers screenshot: Does Pontiac still manufacture cars?

And then this amazing statement followed:

I’ve rarely seen any Pontiac cars on the road lately. Are they still manufacturing cars? I need an answer OTHER THAN YES OR NO, I WILL NOT accept those as answers.

In which case, the most reasonable answer is “Bite me, Bat Boy.”


  1. McGehee »

    7 June 2014 · 9:37 pm

    A: “Yes, Pontiac does still manufacture cars, as required by a contract signed with the Vehicle Transporters’ Union. But the cars, once manufactured, are hauled to the Atchafalaya Swamp, where they are dumped unsold — as required by a contract with the International Brotherhood of Pick-‘n’-Pull Lot Operators.”

  2. jsallison »

    8 June 2014 · 12:20 am

    How about, “No, dumb@$$.”

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