Lucky me, I got to fight with a server outage over the weekend, and therefore this week’s entries are not necessarily from, you know, this week. They’re still real, though, even if the links may have expired by now.
textbooks suck: And not only that, but they cost six times as much as other books that suck.
wraith sentence about 750 to 2500 words using the pronoun i: I think that I’d find that to be a pretty long sentence, I would, and I think that the wraiths would agree with me.
hes just a man: You sure he wasn’t a wraith?
why aren’t unfrosted blueberry pop tarts available in california? I’d guess it’s because they don’t meet emissions requirements. [burp]
publicity plan for a yogurt business: “No crawly things. Ever.”
bubba the love sponge comments on mexican immigrants on 93.1: Hey, as long as they aren’t eating up the yogurt.
appraisal of uneconomic remnant real estate parcels by a municipality in condemnation: “You’re blighted! You hear that? Blighted! We’re gonna tear you down and put in a yogurt business!”
what willbe mybasic income a month as a lpn in new orleans: About as much as you’d make dishing up frozen yogurt.
what transmission is in my ford probe: Probably a broken one.
rebate check “positive id required” deposit: Yeah, they wouldn’t want to hand over a buck-fifty to the wrong person, now would they?
dickweed polish: Hmmm. I always thought he was Hungarian.
jim cantore boxers briefs: If it ever gets to the point that we know, there will probably be an evacuation order.