Gunning for the Russians

At least, someone in Denver who speaks Russian thinks we are.

SnoopyTheGoon translates, “with apologies for possibly garbled scientific terms”:

I shall explain why the monstrous genocide of Russians is happening. Russia owns most advanced technologies that allow to cure incurable diseases, even at a distance, multiple the agriculture produce and manage the weather and the geophysical processes. These technologies provide an unlimited access to energy, resources and food via the process of transmutation of quantum vacuum. There are scientists in Moscow that already extract gold from quantum dislocality. The Perestroika in USSR was created because of the Russian technological leadership. Russia has these technologies because indeed Russians are the root of civilization on this planet. Only Russians are able to return to life the technologies of our ancestors. If Russia will be destroyed, the civilization on this planet will be destroyed with it — by a nuclear war or simply by chip [implants] in the brain. The responsibility for humanity’s survival lies on us, on the Russians. We don’t have a choice besides victory.

I think this is basically a ploy to position Moscow for a good showing when the Nobel people work up an annual prize in alchemy — which, unlike “peace,” has something resembling a legitimate definition.

Still, I admit I love the concept. Gold from “quantum dislocality”? Call it “Schrödinger’s bullion.”


  1. McGehee »

    1 September 2014 · 9:39 pm

    We can cure incurable diseases at a distance too, and using the same tools: cruise missiles and ICBMs.

  2. Tatyana »

    2 September 2014 · 7:13 pm

    Aw puleeze. If you start paying attention to all coo-coo putinoids online, no matter where they happen to reside – you’ll need your head examined pretty soon.

  3. CGHill »

    2 September 2014 · 7:18 pm

    Oh, this one went beyond Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, as Stacy McCain would say, years ago.

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