Far from upper crust

If you ask me, if you need this instruction, you’re too dumb to be eating pizza, or indeed anything else:

Open box before eating pizza

(Found by SnoopyTheGoon.)


  1. Lynn »

    30 October 2014 · 9:11 am

    A joke perhaps? I must have been intended as a joke. That’s what I choose to believe and you can’t change my mind. LALALALALALALALALA….

  2. Lynn »

    30 October 2014 · 9:12 am

    It must have” – What the hell happened to my “t”? I know I typed it.

  3. fillyjonk »

    30 October 2014 · 9:22 am

    I choose to believe it’s a joke, and the company is riffing on the trend to have ridiculous warnings on everything. (The best one I saw, ever? On one of those folding cardboard sunshields: “Do not drive with sun shield in place.” Considering that it blocks the entire windshield, yeah….)

  4. Bill Peschel »

    30 October 2014 · 9:41 am

    It has to be a joke, if only because you won’t see the warning until you open the box. The alternative would be too depressing.

  5. McGehee »

    30 October 2014 · 9:42 am

    That’s for the pizzas delivered to frat parties where the keg stand competition has moved into the semifinals.

  6. fillyjonk »

    30 October 2014 · 10:29 am

    By that logic, then, Jack in the Box should have all kinds of warning labels on its boxes, seeing as it is now aggressively advertising to the stoner demographic.

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