Top Ten reasons to choose the NBC Saturday Night Live MasterCard:
- It’s usable at thousands of locations, and you’re not
- Endorsed by Morgan Fairchild, your wife, whom you’ve slept with
- Terms and Conditions require you to party on, Garth
- It’s cheap enough, it’s pretty enough, and doggone, people like it
- Provides standard services at enclosed retail compounds
- Samurai payments!
- Who’s in your wallet? Could it be … SATAN?
- Honored by Da Bears
- Double rewards for ignorant sluts
- If you ever want to cancel, Sinead O’Connor will come to your house and rip it in half
(Prompted by Costa Tsiokos.)