As God is my witness, I thought turkey could digest by now. While I wait, the usual dyspeptic responses to the week’s odder search strings.
what is hold in automatic gearbox: Evidence of inability to read the manual.
bulldog smasher lp: Doesn’t work very well, unless you have some multi-record set like Chicago at Carnegie Hall. Otherwise, the dog just glares at you.
amanda d stanford playboy: I don’t stock back issues, and anyway her name isn’t Stanford.
mazda 626 2l carb size: Oh, it’s about yea big.
what does the song red ragtop mean? If you have to ask, you shouldn’t be out screwing in somebody’s convertible.
how do you adjust the shift patterns on a 2001 ford escape: If you wanted it to shift where you wanted it to, you should have bought the stick shift, Bunkie.
zooey deschanel thick ankles: This again? Because it obviously didn’t stop you from trying to look up her skirt.
sexymobi: I just wonder how many times this scrub had to swipe before getting here, which is as unsexy a place as exists this side of Hudson Bay.
McChrystal “germans bombed pearl Harbour”: Nor was it over then, I might add.
waterlog in microsoft word: Hey, you’re lucky it isn’t a backlog.
how dare you Glare me meaning: Let’s just say you’ve been awarded some shade.
the size of dan blocker penis: Hint: he wasn’t the one who played Little Joe.