Before you vote for a candidate, consider how he or she will look after four or eight years in office. It’s unlikely to be a welcome sight, so therefore I call on the lovely Téa Leoni [to] run for the highest office in the land. Her qualifications may be mostly visual, but most of a Prez’s real work is done in TV appearances anyway.
Hmmm. Let’s see:
And there’s one other advantage: you’d have freaking Fox Mulder on the premises, a boon to today’s conspiracy-theory-driven politics.