We must emphasize that each of these items is a real query, posted to a major search engine during the past week, which led the searcher to one of the ten thousand or so pages on this site; from the hundreds of queries, we’ve specially selected these for maximum smartass-remark potential.
nair for men on penis: You don’t want to be a smoothie that badly.
what benefit does the light train transit have: It doesn’t weigh as much, therefore it doesn’t use as much fuel.
can i put mayonnaise in my hair: The Condiment Police won’t bust you, if that’s what you mean.
into you she is: So Yoda gives dating advice now?
mac sucks put gum in the floppy drive: That would suck with just about any operating system.
bodice ripper fantasies: Honestly, I don’t know anyone who fantasizes about having her bodice ripped.
Mutt Lange buys Dr. Phil: Must have been a present for Shania.
is it illegal to clean houses in the nude: Not necessarily, but you can’t assume the occupants of those houses will approve.
“lindsay beyerstein” “penis size”: I’ve never met Lindsay Beyerstein, but I’d be willing to bet she doesn’t have a penis.
can a woman use a epilator in islam: Not on her eyebrows, anyway.
joseph lieberman at nudist beach: Gosh, he’s more independent than I thought.
“tears on my pillow” and “maureen dowd”: Love is not a gadget / Love is not a toy.
condoleezza rice pedicure: If you’re gonna wear Ferragamo, you might as well do it right.
will the salon wax my rectum: Not until they’re done with Condi’s pedicure.