I thought there were no second acts

TV Guide polled its Web readers: “Who do you think has a greater chance of bouncing back professionally?” The choices: Isaiah Washington or P*** H***** (I can’t even bring myself to type her name).

Fifty-five percent of the respondents voted for H*****, which compels me to ask: “Bouncing back to what?” What exactly is it she does, beyond the production of headlines and carbon dioxide?


  1. Jeffro »

    2 July 2007 · 9:23 pm

    Don’t forget production of night vision porn. Not that I saw it or anything.

  2. david »

    2 July 2007 · 9:40 pm

    Famous for being famous. Ugly, despicable, but sadly all too true.

  3. Donna »

    2 July 2007 · 9:41 pm

    My mind filled in Pee Wee Herman– that is until I got to the parentheses and then I realized you meant Paris Hilton. :-)

  4. Mister Snitch! »

    2 July 2007 · 10:11 pm

    “I thought there were no second acts”

    I pity the fool who still believes THAT.

  5. Brian J. »

    2 July 2007 · 10:35 pm

    What a nonsensical post; you’re obviously trolling for the search engine hits for P*** H*****.

  6. unimpressed »

    4 July 2007 · 12:43 pm

    I’m completely unable to come up with a P*** H***** at all. I -can- think of a P**** H***** that some consider to be “newsworthy” (particularly if “nightvision” is involved) though I’m not one of them.

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