Teenage dream marked for dashing

There’s one in every crowd:

Yahoo Answers screenshot: How to get enough money for a lamborghini 3 years?

Well, that depends on your earning potential, and whether you can come up with $70-100k a year for the next three years, and … wait, what?

Ok I’m 14 and my dream car is a Lamborghini. How can I get enough money for a Lamborghini in 3-4 years. Thank you so much.


Estimated lifespan of a teenager whose first car is a Lamborghini: 30 minutes/60 miles, whichever comes first.


  1. fillyjonk »

    5 February 2015 · 10:28 am

    Powerball tickets and lots and lots of hope?

    (Then again: I guess a 14 year old couldn’t legally buy Powerball tickets….)

  2. McGehee »

    5 February 2015 · 10:32 am

    1. Do something illegal.

    2. Blackmail the middle-aged person you did the illegal thing with.

    3. Repeat as needed for 3-4 years.

  3. Tatyana »

    5 February 2015 · 10:49 am

    I’ll share the way we dealt with this exact problem all those yrs ago: 3 (three) Lamborghini models, one per year. Yellow, Red and Black (refer to proud owner for list of other differences).

  4. Jay »

    5 February 2015 · 11:45 am

    Here you go, kid:


    Don’t thank me, knowing you’re happy is enough.

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