Just don’t think about what you’re doing when you do:
About all I can do here is repeat the Atlantic blurb:
An employee for Japanese character goods maker Sanrio displays a prototype model of a Hello Kitty branded toilet seat at Sanrio’s headquarters in Tokyo on February 2, 2015. The device has seat heating and warm water shower functions.
The sort of thing one purchases at the Home Depot basically, an oval of compressed factory sweepings with a semi-regular hole in the middle probably wouldn’t even be recognized in Japan.