Mayo presumably to be held

Because standing in the parking lot and taking a deep breath just isn’t enough:

For hamburger aficionados who can’t get enough of it, Burger King has an answer: a grilled burger-scented fragrance.

Burger King said Friday that the limited “Whopper” grilled beef burger-scented cologne will be sold only one day on April 1, and only in Japan.

And no, the date is not the joke. The King is serious enough about this to ask 5000 yen (forty bucks) for the bottle — with purchase of an actual Whopper.

4 comments

  1. fillyjonk »

    30 March 2015 · 9:51 am

    I can’t decide whether a student “bathing” in this would be better or worse than them “bathing” in Axe like they currently do.

  2. CGHill »

    30 March 2015 · 11:01 am

    I vote for Whopper. Great clouds of it emanate from the BK in front of my usual supermarket, and they’re never obtrusive; on the other hand, one Axe-ridden individual in the produce aisle makes me dash for the cereals.

  3. McGehee »

    30 March 2015 · 2:09 pm

    I could say something about people who smell like mayonnaise, but PeopleOfWalmart.com got there first.

  4. fillyjonk »

    30 March 2015 · 6:30 pm

    (actually, I’m now picturing the reaction of a militant vegetarian winding up sitting next to someone in Whopper perfume, and chuckling a little.)

    To be honest, I think I’d prefer it to the excessively flowery stuff some women wear, which can make me sneeze.

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