There exists something called wikiFeet, billed as “The collaborative celebrity feet website.” It may surprise you to hear that I don’t actually hang around there, and on those few occasions when I do get there, it’s because Bing or Google sent me to get the full-sized version of a shot I was considering for Rule 5.
What do actual celebrities think of this? At least one is willing to try to get their attention:
— Carly Simon (@CarlySimonHQ) April 2, 2015
This, I submit, takes a certain amount of guts if you’re three months away from your 70th birthday.
That said, Simon is highly regarded at wikiFeet: 59 photos and a 4.5-star rating. That picture isn’t there yet. But this one, from the Seventies, is:
Lest we lose focus, the submitter almost, but not quite, cropped out then-hubby James Taylor.