This, ostensibly from one “Mike Kellogg,” landed in the spam trap last night:
Hi admin, i see your page needs fresh posts. Daily updates will rank your page in google higher, content is king nowadays. If you are to lazy to write unique articles everyday you should search in google for: [name redacted because why should I give you publicity, you grit-eating, scum-sucking, pencil-neck geek?].
Content may be king, “Mike,” but you don’t know jack. I’ve done more daily updates than you’ve had hot meals.