From the “Yeah, right” files

This, ostensibly from one “Mike Kellogg,” landed in the spam trap last night:

Hi admin, i see your page needs fresh posts. Daily updates will rank your page in google higher, content is king nowadays. If you are to lazy to write unique articles everyday you should search in google for: [name redacted because why should I give you publicity, you grit-eating, scum-sucking, pencil-neck geek?].

Content may be king, “Mike,” but you don’t know jack. I’ve done more daily updates than you’ve had hot meals.


  1. Roger Green »

    1 June 2015 · 5:08 am

    recognized the song reference immediately. curse you!

  2. fillyjonk »

    1 June 2015 · 7:14 am

    You’ve got more content in your little finger than “Mike” has in his entire body, I am sure.

  3. CGHill »

    1 June 2015 · 7:26 am

    That wasn’t the finger I expected to be needing, but I’ll go with that.

  4. jsallison »

    1 June 2015 · 9:01 pm

    Hey, grits are some good eats, mebbe scrapple eating…nah, like that too…got it! Offal eating, yeah, that’s the ticket…

  5. jsallison »

    1 June 2015 · 9:03 pm

    Hmm, scrapple, offal, yeah I get your point. It’s all in the preparation.

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