Look what it’s done to this poor imbecile:
my neighbor cooks meat outside often, im a vegan and offended by the smell of cooking meat. i went over there to tell him to stop, he said ‘go f*ck yourself, this is my grill, my food, my property. go home, or i will have you arrested for trespassing. dont like it? then you can close your windows or leave the town.’ can you imagine the audacity of a person like this? im thinking of holding a peta protest outside his house. is there anything i can do? should i call the cops on him?
Whichever of these is more pertinent:
- Quit trolling, ya knucklehead;
- Kindly point to the section of the Constitution that gives you the right not to be offended.
Otherwise, I’d say “die in a fire,” and if it comes to that, I’ll happily contribute some kindling.